Pilgrim

Me and my Joint Crop lover, Harry, have joined the merchant marine

to travel for a year around Cape Horn, working with other men like

ourselves. We don’t exactly fit in with regular people. But we fit in with the

men on the brig Pilgrim.

Our paranoid captain has us spying on his second mate - a former

lover whom he blames for his fiancé’s suicide. Can we help them

reconcile? The huge Prussian sailor, Wolfie, is training us and flirting. Can

we help him retrieve his birth certificate from an actual witch in Puerta

Vallarta?

Meanwhile, the second mate and the captain’s present squeeze, his

steward, go ashore to do business and hook up with a Chilean corporal,

who sends pirates to rob our cargo. Will we repel their attack and head for

San Francisco? And then, do we return the way we came, or jump ship

and join thousands of bachelors flooding into the gold rush?